Almost every internet forum has a joke thread, so I figured we meet as well try one here. Problem is, I’m not funny.
Why did the garage go on a run?
…Because it wanted to get some car-dio.
badum tss
Joke Thread
Well framed, although I feel like this joke could use a little more build up.
Vercingetorix my next joke will be funnier 
Spacebar
Do you know what's green and smells like ceramic white paint...
?
Vercingetorix green ceramic paint? 
Spacebar 
...what the? Yeah, suppose that would be true.
And...
I was definitely not-not thinking of something completely different.
Vercingetorix well, now I have to know what you were going to say lmao
Two painters finished up a property for a client.
The client, having had noticed there was no charge included for the actual paint, exclaims: “You guys did such a good job. Why aren’t you charging me for the paint?”
Both painters, a little surprised by this, reassure the client: “Don’t worry about the paint...it’s on the house.”
- Edited
Vercingetorix these are my favorite types of jokes lol
EDIT: sent you a PM btw
Spacebar Was going to say: my old green work van, after a certain someone, (myself), forgot to secure a 10ltr bucket of ceramic paint... which subsequently exploded as it hit the deck whilst I had been taking a corner too swiftly...